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[Dec. 18th, 2010|06:51 pm] |
So, I feel upstaged. And am cursing myself for letting Zelda claim my soul for the past five hours. Otherwise I could've beaten my lovely twin to this kind of announcement! Even if it's different now. I'm older, she's not. Instead, I look like a copycat, but I don't care. I cannot allow her to show me up!
Bearing that in mind, I'd like to say.....................
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAJA ANABELLA CARRASCO CAMBRY!!!
You are now a true person of Spanish lineage with your insanely long name. :D And consequently you are also the best twin sister I could ask for! Well, unless someone found me one that could play video games with me instead of dragging me shopping. Then I'd trade you in. :P Just kidding. Love ya sis! <33
Everyone is obligated to wish Baja a Happy Birthday. Or else I will make your computers crash. THANKS in advance! |
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[Oct. 11th, 2010|07:39 pm] |
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I hate how automatic spell check always tries to correct my name to read 'bra' instead. |
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| Uggggghhhhh... |
[Sep. 21st, 2010|11:34 pm] |
Bored. So bored.
Any ladies want to go out? AnyBODY want to go out?
I need something or someone to do. |
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| MAN TIME |
[Sep. 12th, 2010|11:04 pm] |
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First Sunday of the football season. Man oh man am I in heaven. It's been a perfectly manly day today. Nothing but snacks, beers, and games on the television.
All my teams are doing well too. I'm hoping Washington pulls out a win over Dallas now. Even if my boys are the Chargers (DUH), I still fucking hate the Cowboys.
I'm loving this. |
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| W.T.F?! |
[Aug. 29th, 2010|12:40 am] |
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I was browsing for a video on YouTube, and I came across this. Seriously, I say some fucked up shit, but this is beyond wrong. I am seriously disturbed right now. For real. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Can anyone say 'pedophile'? Child molestation? These people need to do their research before adding songs to their CDs. (Don't worry. It's not any gross porn or anything. Come on, now. Sickos.)
( Disturbing... ) |
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| June 29th. |
[Mar. 8th, 2010|10:48 pm] |
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............Why would you need an erectile dysfunction medication that lasts 36hrs? O.O Shit. That's like overdoing it just a tad, don't you think? And it comes with all these weird risks and stuff. Now, I understand you're not going to be boning for 36hrs straight, but that stuff makes you horny at the VERY least. So....being horny as all hell for 36hrs straight? Whoa. Who can stand that!? Wait....actually...
You know, I'm just gonna bottle and sell whatever shit my sister and her fiance are on. It's gross as all hell to think about, but it's true. Even when she's pregnant and falling asleep in her soup bowl they still find time to inform me "Hey, we're horny. Can you stop by a couple hours later instead of now?" BARF. But I'd make a killing off them.
Yep. That's my new business plan. Baja, Gabe, I'm going to take your libidos. Give myself some piece of mind, a world without horrid images scarred into my brain, and lots of cash. Thanks suckas! ;) |
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| June 24th. |
[Jan. 19th, 2010|10:35 pm] |
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Words of wisdom. The code I live by. My motto:
"I have Mt. Fuji in my pants. You can be on top."
That is all. Thank you for reading. ;) |
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| June 15th. |
[Dec. 3rd, 2009|01:15 am] |
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Everyone should watch this. Because it's fucking hilarious and will cheer you up. And it's leagues better than thinking about all the other shit that's going on right now. I'm so glad my sister is safe and sound away from here. So watch and enjoy a good laugh. We all deserve it. I mean, yeah. That's it. I can't believe Rye did something like that.....
River, I'm bored. Obvi. Food? |
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| June 11. |
[Nov. 5th, 2009|11:25 pm] |
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SERIOUSLY!? Is this for real? There has to be some kind of joke here. Some kind of conspiracy by all the candy companies. They must purposefully make candy bags hard to open. You struggle and struggle to get them opened properly, but it just never happens the way you mean it to. The way you NEED it to.
I spent like 10 minutes tugging at this bag of Starburst gummis with juice inside. I wanted to open it properly so they do not go stale later on. Finally, I pulled just a TAD harder, and the entire bag rips. Gummis flying EVERYWHERE. It's like a fucking pinata exploded in here or something. There is juice ON MY BLANKET. Wtf, Mars?! W.T.F.
I am upset now. |
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| May 10th. [WTF?!] |
[Aug. 15th, 2009|01:01 am] |
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I'm just going to put this out there. Just lay it all on the line so people know where I'm coming from.
Some people need to lay off the drugs. Or the sugar. Or maybe just get themselves checked out. Seriously. I know we go to a unique school, but could we get some kind of sorting system? I don't fancy the idea of going to school with maniacs. Let me paint the scenario and explain myself.
So I'm in the laundry room trying to figure out the contraption that keeps my clothes smelling nice. Obviously this is a hard won task, and I am concentrating quite hard as everyone around me is going about their clothes-washing business. All of us quiet, respectable, just trying to get our stuff clean. Basic instincts and necessities right? WRONG. So wrong. Out of nowhere, some maniac comes flying into the room. I think he bashed into the door before he actually managed to rip it open. (And I do not exaggerate. RIP IT OPEN) Once he bursts in, he kinda looks around, since us respectable folk are naturally shocked by this sudden appearance. As if the hounds of hell were on his heels or something. Did he forget his clothes in the washer you ask? No. Was it an emergency message for someone in there? Nope. Here's what he did. Looks around, scratches his head, then grabs a tiny red thong off the bulletin board. (Why it was pinned there in the first place I'm not sure I want to know). Then he looks around again and goes "Forgot something." After which, he leaves just as quickly as he came. Leaving me with just one reaction:
WTF?!?!This just in, if you want to wear women's underwear, it's your prerogative. I'm not gonna judge. But please. A little self-respect? Some restraint? Maybe some sedatives for that issue you've got? Sheesh. I've got scary images of a maniac in a red thong in my head now. NIGHTMARES. Thanks buddy. |
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| May 8th. [CAKE] |
[Aug. 4th, 2009|08:19 pm] |
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There is one good thing that comes from all this wedding talk and wedding planning my twin brings around. Talk of cake. I am inclined to agree with Baja on this one. There should be nothing but cake at this wedding. Who needs food anyway? I'm sure the rest of my fellow guests would agree too. Come on everyone! You don't need food right?! *looks around* Just having her over here with all these cake sites and watching this one TV show with her has me seriously hungry for some sweets. I am in no way admitting to watching any wedding-related shows though, mind you. But who could say no to a show as enticing as Amazing Wedding Cakes? Everyone should watch TV about cake. Then get to eat some. Yes.
Speaking of, someone needs to make me this cake she showed me. Not her, because I might die if I let her bake it. But someone! Steph? Kiku? Anyone!!!!!!
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[Apr. 12th, 2009|12:50 pm] |
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I want to go see a movie. I wonder if anything decent is out. I know it's Sunday and all, but I just feel like it, okay? I spend most of my time here at school. And most of that time is spent in my room. While I love my video games and my room, I feel that I need to get out some. Let the rest of the world experience my awesomeness. I mean, I have a girlfriend now. She may be pretty damn awesome too and loves video games, but I'm sure she won't want me to be a couch potato. Though I must say, I'm a pretty handsome couch potato right? ;D
Anyway, original point: I want to go see a movie. And not something lame or sappy. Something good. I'll have to see what's playing, but if anyone has any recommendations, let me know. I'm thinking of I Love You, Man or Observe and Report.
Steph, you're coming with. As my girlfriend, your opinion and presence is required. Thanks in advance for your cooperation. |
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